I do a lot. Born in '85. I seem nice enough.
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This is at least the third time I’ve gotten a text from this guy. Other people have done it too. ALLAN IS REACHING OUT, BIANCA! WHY WON’T YOU REACH BACK?!

Brunch with a bridge in the background. I ain’t eem mad.

vinebox:

I never heard this part of the song

Holup, lemme dry my tears.

(via hervacationh0me)

raversaurusrex:

flashinglightsandecstasy:

yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

Ohhh fuckkkkk “caught the feels”

How has no one commented on the BEEN TRILL shirt

(via word-is-bond)

Safeway. So y’all’s #salad is like 42.7% #knees and #elbows? Seriously? Ok. I see you.

We gotta do better. #CaptainEO #CaptionEO #CloseEnough #RIPMJ

veganelfprincess:

kev-n:

The ol rrrrrrrazzle dazzle

The longer I watch, the funnier it gets

veganelfprincess:

kev-n:

The ol rrrrrrrazzle dazzle

The longer I watch, the funnier it gets

(via youthyeti)

atlopez:

mightymorphinlightskin:

imsoshive:

jazzybuns:

fromthemouthofa-feminist:

casket

I’m laughing too hard lol

Lmfao

LMFAOOOOOOO


😫😂😂😂

atlopez:

mightymorphinlightskin:

imsoshive:

jazzybuns:

fromthemouthofa-feminist:

casket

I’m laughing too hard lol

Lmfao

LMFAOOOOOOO

😫😂😂😂

(via word-is-bond)

Apparently, they appreciate us. How thoughtful. #Work #Eligibility #SolanoCounty #FoodStamps #MediCal #Appreciation #Useful #PlottingMyEscape #MentalPrison #DoubleEntendre #OkIllStop

green-mutts:

lemonteaflower:

a continuation of this

MISS OFFICER AND MR TRUFFLES coming soon this Summer maybe not. 

IM TELLING YOU, IF SOME OF THESE TUMBLR BUTTS HAD $1,000,000,000+ WE COULD CHANGE THE WORLD….

(via muffinlady18)

Wait though…..

"Pepper Chinis"…..

Every time my best friend laughs I want to grab him by the shoulders and shout “Grow old with me and never kiss me on the mouth!” I want us to spend the next 80 years together eating Doritos and riding bikes. I want to be Oscar the Grouch. I want him and his girlfriend to be Bert and Ernie. I want us to live on Sesame Street and I will park my trash can on their front stoop and we will be friends every day. If I ever seem grouchy it’s just because I am a little afraid of all that fun.
Clementine Von Radics (via octogatita)
Ass? Ass?[marks ass absent]

Ass? Ass?

[marks ass absent]

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