I do a lot. Born in '85. I seem nice enough.
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We gotta do better. #CaptainEO #CaptionEO #CloseEnough #RIPMJ

veganelfprincess:

kev-n:

The ol rrrrrrrazzle dazzle

The longer I watch, the funnier it gets

veganelfprincess:

kev-n:

The ol rrrrrrrazzle dazzle

The longer I watch, the funnier it gets

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atlopez:

mightymorphinlightskin:

imsoshive:

jazzybuns:

fromthemouthofa-feminist:

casket

I’m laughing too hard lol

Lmfao

LMFAOOOOOOO


😫😂😂😂

atlopez:

mightymorphinlightskin:

imsoshive:

jazzybuns:

fromthemouthofa-feminist:

casket

I’m laughing too hard lol

Lmfao

LMFAOOOOOOO

😫😂😂😂

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Apparently, they appreciate us. How thoughtful. #Work #Eligibility #SolanoCounty #FoodStamps #MediCal #Appreciation #Useful #PlottingMyEscape #MentalPrison #DoubleEntendre #OkIllStop

green-mutts:

lemonteaflower:

a continuation of this

MISS OFFICER AND MR TRUFFLES coming soon this Summer maybe not. 

IM TELLING YOU, IF SOME OF THESE TUMBLR BUTTS HAD $1,000,000,000+ WE COULD CHANGE THE WORLD….

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Wait though…..

"Pepper Chinis"…..

Every time my best friend laughs I want to grab him by the shoulders and shout “Grow old with me and never kiss me on the mouth!” I want us to spend the next 80 years together eating Doritos and riding bikes. I want to be Oscar the Grouch. I want him and his girlfriend to be Bert and Ernie. I want us to live on Sesame Street and I will park my trash can on their front stoop and we will be friends every day. If I ever seem grouchy it’s just because I am a little afraid of all that fun.
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Ass? Ass?[marks ass absent]

Ass? Ass?

[marks ass absent]

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anentirelynewhunger:

Does anyone else make sarcastic comments out loud when watching a TV show or film even though you’re completely alone?

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Seeing someone reading a book you love is seeing a book recommending a person.
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babeobaggins:

Folie a deux is truly fall out boys second best album I don’t understand why so many people didn’t like it

All truth.

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shinymagicbuttonofdoom:

Sometimes I wonder what drugs everyone is on. And then I just shrug and accept it.

what are u smoking i want some too

Yes hello I would like one glass of marijuana, no ice

would you like a coaster?

and one of those little umbrella is you have some.

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